What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What do bees chew?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?