What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are books always so angry?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which family member has tusks?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?