What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Swimming trunks!
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?