How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?