What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
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Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
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What does a dog say before eating?
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What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
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What fish sings the best?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
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Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
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