Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why do elephants have trunks?