Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do vampires always look sick?