Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do fleas travel?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?