What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is the strongest animal?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?