Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What siblings are always sad?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?