Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
There was a wagon jam.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
If you need help building an ark...
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?