Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What game do mice love to play?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?