Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?