What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?