Which dog dreams of being a matador?
A bulldog.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which state has the best streets?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?