What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What nationality are most fish?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why are cowboys always religious?