What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How does a taco bless the table?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?