What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Cross your finger bones!
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?