What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Cross your finger bones!
What animal has the most fun?
Where do polar bears vote?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
I broke my finger!
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?