Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do cows wear bells?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?