What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do clowns go on vacation?