Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What tea do footballers drink?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?