Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
It's allergy season again?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which fly makes films?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?