What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why are books always so angry?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How much money does a skunk have?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the strongest animal?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?