What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What school subject really rocks?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Which animal should never work for the government?