What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?