Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
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Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How does a cow do math?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the confused bee say?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?