What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are books always so angry?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How does a cow do math?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?