When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?