How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the ocean's favorite song?