Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which elf is the best singer?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?