Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the noisiest food?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What building always gets stains on it?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?