Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?