Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a forklift?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?