What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?