I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?