How do you get rid of a killer bee?
With a bee-bee gun.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is the definition of Robin?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?