How do you get rid of a killer bee?
With a bee-bee gun.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?