What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What condiment has wings?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?