What did March say to the madness?
What's all that bracket?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What game do mice love to play?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do mice bring on a picnic?