Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
He doesn't like to be roasted.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?