What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where does breakfast live?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?