What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which family member has tusks?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?