What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where does laundry go to college?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why was the horse so happy?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why was the picture sent to jail?