What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
I broke my finger!
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's E.T. short for?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do cows like to dance to?