Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How can you make 7 even?
How are mountains able to see?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?