What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What nationality are most fish?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?