Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What animal knows kung fu?
What insect runs away from everything?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why do cows go to New York?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What sport is always getting in trouble?