Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What shape is bad at driving?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?