What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do ducks have for lunch?