What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?