Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is a cow's dream job?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the cow cross the road?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do birds threaten one another?