Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?