Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?