Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?