What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?