How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call two birds in love?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do cows like to dance to?