How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do cows like being told jokes?