What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?