Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What fish sings the best?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are grandkids so great?