On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What math figure is also in the band?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you give a sick pig?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which president loved to take baths?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?