On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What vegetables make the best music?
Which elf is the best singer?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?